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Naturally Un-Zen
Pu-er | Jasmin
Naturally Un-Zen
You were trying to stay calm, weren’t you?
Then life happened.
We get it.
This jasmine brew won’t align your chakras—
but it might help you tell Karen to stop projecting.
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Fired Up
Ginger | Yuzu
Fired Up
You’re not overreacting.
You’re appropriately inflamed.
This fiery ginger blast is here to validate your rage
and then kick it up a notch.
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Who Needs N.A. Beer Anyways
Grapefruit | Lemongrass | Cascade Hops
Who Needs N.A. Beer Anyways
You don’t need another sad hops-flavored placebo.
You need something that bites back.
This grapefruit gut-punch is your new vice.
Cheers to staying sober and still scaring people.
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Unberrievable
Blackberry
Unberrievable
You’ve swallowed worse—like your pride at family dinners.
This isn’t that.
It’s bold, tart, and just the right amount of petty.
Sip, sass, repeat.
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